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Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3. Insist that your e-mail address be
xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or
elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favours"
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the
entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13. Don't use any punctuation
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15. Ask people what sex they are.
16. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
17. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss
is the opposite gender).
18. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For
example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
19. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
20. Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can't attend the social
event because you're not in the mood.
21. Pretend your phone is a CB when talking with clients.
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3. Insist that your e-mail address be
xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or
elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favours"
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the
entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13. Don't use any punctuation
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15. Ask people what sex they are.
16. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
17. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss
is the opposite gender).
18. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For
example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
19. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
20. Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can't attend the social
event because you're not in the mood.
21. Pretend your phone is a CB when talking with clients.
Joke, by webmaster
Ferretero Gallego
Un gallego llamado García abre una ferretería a sólo dos cuadras del Vaticano, en Roma. Como publicidad, fuera de su establecimiento,
el gallego cuelga un enorme crucifijo.
Bajo la figura de Jesús, clavado en la cruz, el gallego pone un cartel luminoso que dice:
CLAVOS GARCÍA, 2000 AÑOS DE GARANTÍA.
El escándalo fue mayúsculo. El Monseñor Fanfanni, editor del Osservatore Romano, va personalmente a conversar con el hijo de Galicia.
De laforma más fina posible, el Padre Fanfanni le explica al gallego que no se puede usar este tipo de publicidad... ¡ Y mucho menos, en
Roma!
El gallego, como hombre razonable que es, modifica su anuncio, reemplazando la figura del Cristo crucificado con otro. Esta vez, Jesús tiene
solo una mano clavada, la otra está suelta, saludando al público. Debajo de la cruz hay un nuevo cartel luminoso que dice:
ADIVINEN EN QUÉ MANO SE USÓ UN CLAVO GARCÍA
El escándalo ahora llega hasta Castelgandolfo. El Papa Juan Pablo, horrorizado, va en su papamóvil hasta la tienda del ferretero. El
Santo Padre, con sus trémulas manos, le
clama al gallego: - Hijo mío, no puedes usar a la figura de Nuestro Señor como efigie de tus anuncios comerciales... Por favor, inventa otra
cosa.
El siempre creativo gallego coloca una cruz vacía, fuera de su tienda, y debajo de ella hay un nuevo cartel luminoso:
SI LOS CLAVOS FUERAN GARCÍA... ¡NI DIOS SE ESCAPARÍA!
Ferretero Gallego
Un gallego llamado García abre una ferretería a sólo dos cuadras del Vaticano, en Roma. Como publicidad, fuera de su establecimiento,
el gallego cuelga un enorme crucifijo.
Bajo la figura de Jesús, clavado en la cruz, el gallego pone un cartel luminoso que dice:
CLAVOS GARCÍA, 2000 AÑOS DE GARANTÍA.
El escándalo fue mayúsculo. El Monseñor Fanfanni, editor del Osservatore Romano, va personalmente a conversar con el hijo de Galicia.
De laforma más fina posible, el Padre Fanfanni le explica al gallego que no se puede usar este tipo de publicidad... ¡ Y mucho menos, en
Roma!
El gallego, como hombre razonable que es, modifica su anuncio, reemplazando la figura del Cristo crucificado con otro. Esta vez, Jesús tiene
solo una mano clavada, la otra está suelta, saludando al público. Debajo de la cruz hay un nuevo cartel luminoso que dice:
ADIVINEN EN QUÉ MANO SE USÓ UN CLAVO GARCÍA
El escándalo ahora llega hasta Castelgandolfo. El Papa Juan Pablo, horrorizado, va en su papamóvil hasta la tienda del ferretero. El
Santo Padre, con sus trémulas manos, le
clama al gallego: - Hijo mío, no puedes usar a la figura de Nuestro Señor como efigie de tus anuncios comerciales... Por favor, inventa otra
cosa.
El siempre creativo gallego coloca una cruz vacía, fuera de su tienda, y debajo de ella hay un nuevo cartel luminoso:
SI LOS CLAVOS FUERAN GARCÍA... ¡NI DIOS SE ESCAPARÍA!
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